fuck yeah, zombie survival tips.

month

August 2011

1 post

this blog is now closed. i'm sorry.

theres only a limited amount of tips, and i think i’ve exhausted them all. also, i lost the base image when my laptop broke. however, i have started another zombie blog, for those of you who are fans. you can find me here: www.undeadlucy.tumblr.com i post and make zombie gifs, and will be doing gif requests if you send me the video link. thanks.

July 2011

5 posts

hysterical-children asked: Um. I'd kill him/her, right then and there. Don't want any infection spreading to occur. ;)

basedgaben asked: #4
I bolt, motherfucker. Grab the car and leave those assholes behind.

bigbadwinchesters asked: i would run up to my friend and ask what happened. after they tell me i would take a look at the bite. try to figure out how much time they have left until the indection spreads far enough to where they become zombie, untimitly having to kill them. then go back and collect anything the dead friends had on their person and prepare for any oncoming zombies

SCENARIO OF THE DAY #4

you’re camping in the woods on the outskirts of town, fifteen miles from the city center, with a bunch of your friends, there are a total of fifteen of you all together. it’s late, and you’ve just put the fire out. you’re all about to go to sleep when you hear a noise coming from the distance. you send out two of your friends to investigate. three minutes pass before you...

managed to get on for an hour.

but unfortunately I don’t have the editing software on this laptop to make any new tips. added a note in the sidebar thingy about other zombie blogs reblogging everything i post. make your own shit. reblog the ones that you actually like, because just reblogging every single one is basically ripping off my blog imo. ugh. anyway, submit your tips so i can post a load when i get my laptop...

June 2011

129 posts

my laptop is being sent off today, and it could be two weeks before i get it back. i wont be able to get on to update this, so i’m just letting you know. i’m not abandoning the blog. see you all in two weeks! x

hugadinosaur-deactivated2012052 asked: Just wanted to tell you that Chapter 1 is currently available on my page!

Hug a Dinosaur :): Chapter 1. Skeletons in the... →

hugadinosaur: I reloaded and shot another clip into the oncoming hoard. My bullets lodged themselves in my target slicing through flesh like butter. Deep red blood the color of a fully ripened Red Delicious apple poured from the bullet holes on three of the beings. They fell with a sloshing thud into the mud… PEOPLE. you must read this. it’s amazing.

davidblogner asked: scenario 3 solution:
If you are just trying to get out of the room at the moment, braid the wires of the machines together to make a rope out of them, tie them to something that will not move, and you can lower yourself to the ground out the window that way.

rainingdiamondz asked: Scenario 3- first off i would unhook myself from monitors. Then grab any shower curtain, sheets, and things like that. I would also take all the cords I could find like tv and monitor cables and make a strong rope type thing with the sheets. Since it is a hospital most likely the zombies would be inside and not out side so I would throw any mattresses in the room right below me and start...

umbrellascientist6 asked: Unhook the machines, grab the lightest one and beat the shit out of the zombies on the other side of the door. If you lose mobility, you are a sitting duck; that's why jumping is a no-no.

hugadinosaur-deactivated2012052 asked: I wake, probably groggy from some horrific medicine that had been given to me while I was out. I take the oxygen off of my nose and then pull the IVs out of my wrists. The moaning and scratching gets louder as I make my way out of bed, hardly able to get up. I notice the napkin on my bed, “They’ll eat your brains for breakfast,” was all it said. My brain set into motion and I...

michyrainzombs asked: In Scenario # 3 I would wake up and first I would look for anything that I ould use to defend myself in case I was attacked. Then I would see about trying the easiest way to climb down the wall, whether I had to tie all the sheets and pillows together or whether I had to go from ledge to ledge down the wall. That's what I would do personally.

sorry i haven’t been on today.. i spilt water over my laptop, then picked off the ‘d’ key. so now everytime i want to type the letter ‘d’ i have to copy and paste it ¬.¬ wah. also, it’s being sent off for repairs on monday. it’ll be gone for 10 days ;.; ANYWAY! you’re in hospital, you’ve just woken up and you’re hooked up to...

YES! hugadinosaur is going to be writing a zombie novel(OMG!!). they need ideas for it though. i want you! yes, you. to go here: http://hugadinosaur.tumblr.com/ask and give them some awesome ideas! thanks <3

basedgaben asked: #2
I would search the house for a suitable temporary weapon. After I found one, I'd poke my head out the top floor window to see how many zombies there were.
If there were enough for me to handle, I'd drop heavy objects on top of them from the window and crush their heads and their numbers. Then I'd go outside and clean up the mess and wipe out the remaining zombies....

onthequarterdeck-deactivated201 asked: I would ditch the house and set up an ambush. Hopefully all my necessities are ready in a go-bag. That includes canned food, clothing, weapons and ammo, etc. I would pull together any last-minute needs and then leave out of a back window. I would make a dash for the truck, stopping to pick up any potential weapons from the tool shed. From there, I would double back around the front of the house in...

hugadinosaur-deactivated2012052 asked: Phillip, (the bf), would tediously make his way out to the tool shed and would gather anything useful. We would argue about going because I think that I am strong enough to face zombies in close combat but he is too protective of me to let me go with him. While Phillip is gathering anything useful in the tool shed, I head up to the attic with Ellie, (the dog), grabbing my late father’s...

rainingdiamondz asked: Scenario 2- well if it's a holiday then I have my family with me in the house. So Ill give everyone a task to do. Sister would pack clothes and shoes for everyone. The other sister and brother would barricade any windows and doors to give is a bit more time yo get upstairs. Mom would grab canned food. Hubby would find any weapons for all of us. And I would plan the escape route through the...

bigbadwinchesters asked: for #2

i would hold my ground until they break in. then take em out one by one with my swiss army knife. like a boss

cuckooclock-heart asked: I'd run to the second story and, since I don't have the time to destroy the stairs, I'd block it with whatever furniture I could find. throw some chairs, tables, cupboards down there so they couldn't reach me.
then I'd either wait quietly until they search the house, fail to find prey and move on OR
if they don't leave, I'd find the safest place to...

since #1 went pretty well, here’s #2 c: you’re on holiday in the countryside in an old two story farmhouse. there is a toolshead outside about 30ft away, and a barn next to it with an old truck inside it. you’re about to go to sleep after a long day of walking, but you hear the sounds of the undead at your front door. you have about two minutes before they break in. what would...

rotherin asked: I would take my cell, pack some canned goods, comfortable clothing, 2 or 3 pairs of tennis shoes, a bike pump to steal gas easier, and the few guns I have. I'll get my boyfriend and his brother then travel to Tennessee where everything is spread out. We will set up a place there, board everything up from the outside and in, then make the best of our location till we have to move again. I...

hugadinosaur-deactivated2012052 asked: Call us crazy or what have you, but my boyfriend and I have been sort of preparing for this sort of thing... Especially since the CDC and the Army both have "survival guides." Anyhow, first we'd don our Zombie-Decimating Attire, which for both of us is basically the same thing: durable pants of some sort, generally with a lot of pockets, our cleanest dirty shirt, and he prefers...

d-elisious asked: Family's with me, so pack all nonperishable food I can into the trunk of the car (including water). Cellphone, solar panel battery thing, laptop, my itouch, extra fuel, knives for each person of the family, baseball bat, shovel, pan, lighter, matches, pot. As much long clothing and padding we can wear. Driving as far away from the city as we can, into the open fields. Calling friends and...

rainingdiamondz asked: Scenaro-1 I would use my cell phone or txt my closest loved ones to see if there alive. Take whatever weapon like items I have in the house. Get in my car pick up family and head out towards the least populated area there is and then start a game plan somewhere safe for the time being. There's no point in buying anything so take any weapons or canned food from stores. Keep travilng keepig...

hamburglar69 asked: First immediately get comfortable clothes on that you can run,jump,etc in. Then get whatever weapon you could possibly use against a zombie but try not to get to much cause your only chance of survival is to get out of your house before the horde attacks. Dont bother bringing any food with you, just try to get as far away from the zombies as you possibly can, then you can worry about supplies.

beautifulpropaganda asked: Drive out in the opposite direction with all the supplies I would need for camping and being self-sustaining, and stay there for a while.

letterstophilemon asked: Pack my hiking backpack with the essentials (first aid, non-perishable food items, a few extra clothes and some books), throw on something I don't mind being in for days at a time, and hop in the car to make it out to the midwest as soon as possible. The wider open a landscape, the safer I'll feel.

captainswagnificent asked: Knowing that the zombies would have no interest in my prized possessions, I would hop in my car and drive to my closest friends' houses to rescue them. Once I have saved as many as possible, I would drive as far as I could, preferably to somewhere populated.

protobutts asked: In this sort of situation, I would grab a map, a battery-operated radio, my cell phone, some money, and either a gun or something sharp. I would then find a method of transportation and book it to the nearest flat-land area in the middle of nowhere and, once safe, I would work on making a fire to be noticed by possible rescue aircraft.

you live about a mile away from a hospital. you’re watching the news and it’s saying that a biological attack has taken place on the hospital, and now the dead are coming back to life. you have around 10 minutes max before the undead are at your front door. POST WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN THE ASK. p.s. i’m doing this since everyone who answered said yes. this is a trial. if it goes...

might start doing a 'scenario of the day'

basically, i post a scenario involving zombies, you post in my ask what you’d do in this certain scenario. i’ll answer the asks, and i’ll pick out flaws etc. score them out of 10? best one gets a promo? let me know what you think?

basically, i need people to submit tips to keep this tumblr up + running. no tips = no posts. help!