fuck yeah, zombie survival tips.

this blog is now closed. i'm sorry.

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:55:45 +0100

theres only a limited amount of tips, and i think i’ve exhausted them all. also, i lost the base image when my laptop broke.

however, i have started another zombie blog, for those of you who are fans.

you can find me here:

www.undeadlucy.tumblr.com

i post and make zombie gifs, and will be doing gif requests if you send me the video link.

thanks.

Um. I'd kill him/her, right then and there. Don't want any infection spreading to occur. ;)

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 12:32:59 +0100

10 points!

#4
I bolt, motherfucker. Grab the car and leave those assholes behind.

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 12:32:47 +0100

THIS x100.

i would run up to my friend and ask what happened. after they tell me i would take a look at the bite. try to figure out how much time they have left until the indection spreads far enough to where they become zombie, untimitly having to kill them. then go back and collect anything the dead friends had on their person and prepare for any oncoming zombies

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 12:32:40 +0100

generally, if they’ve told you that they’ve been bit, you shouldn’t go near them, even to look at it. if you have a cut anywhere on your hands, and their blood gets into it, you’re pretty much dead too.

SCENARIO OF THE DAY #4

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 23:54:07 +0100

you’re camping in the woods on the outskirts of town, fifteen miles from the city center, with a bunch of your friends, there are a total of fifteen of you all together. it’s late, and you’ve just put the fire out. you’re all about to go to sleep when you hear a noise coming from the distance. you send out two of your friends to investigate. three minutes pass before you hear screaming and shouting. only one friend returns, and their arm is bleeding heavily from a bite.

what would YOU do?

post in my ask and i’ll reply to them all tomorrow.

also, suggest some scenarios, if you want c:

i wanna hear what you guys wanna see on this blog!

managed to get on for an hour.

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 23:48:29 +0100

but unfortunately I don’t have the editing software on this laptop to make any new tips.

added a note in the sidebar thingy about other zombie blogs reblogging everything i post. make your own shit. reblog the ones that you actually like, because just reblogging every single one is basically ripping off my blog imo.

ugh.

anyway, submit your tips so i can post a load when i get my laptop back

scenario of the day coming up in the next post.

NOTE:

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 07:04:53 +0100

my laptop is being sent off today, and it could be two weeks before i get it back.

i wont be able to get on to update this, so i’m just letting you know.

i’m not abandoning the blog.

see you all in two weeks!

Just wanted to tell you that Chapter 1 is currently available on my page!

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:10:31 +0100

reblogged. it’s amazing! :o

Hug a Dinosaur :): Chapter 1. Skeletons in the Closet...Skeletons in the Basement

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:09:01 +0100

Hug a Dinosaur :): Chapter 1. Skeletons in the Closet...Skeletons in the Basement:

hugadinosaur:

I reloaded and shot another clip into the oncoming hoard. My bullets lodged themselves in my target slicing through flesh like butter. Deep red blood the color of a fully ripened Red Delicious apple poured from the bullet holes on three of the beings. They fell with a sloshing thud into the mud…

PEOPLE. you must read this.

it’s amazing.

submitted by plaidninjaturtle

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 12:13:50 +0100

submitted by plaidninjaturtle

scenario 3 solution:
If you are just trying to get out of the room at the moment, braid the wires of the machines together to make a rope out of them, tie them to something that will not move, and you can lower yourself to the ground out the window that way.

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:43:39 +0100

not too sure whether you’d have the time to braid them, but a good idea overall c:

Scenario 3- first off i would unhook myself from monitors. Then grab any shower curtain, sheets, and things like that. I would also take all the cords I could find like tv and monitor cables and make a strong rope type thing with the sheets. Since it is a hospital most likely the zombies would be inside and not out side so I would throw any mattresses in the room right below me and start lowering myself one story at a time until I'm far enough to just jump down on the mattress and not get hurt. Then run like hell until I find a car.

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:19:58 +0100

true fact! hospitals will be swarmed with zombies!

lovely solution c:

Unhook the machines, grab the lightest one and beat the shit out of the zombies on the other side of the door. If you lose mobility, you are a sitting duck; that's why jumping is a no-no.

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:19:00 +0100

true, but you don’t know how many are out there :o you could be outnumbered..

I wake, probably groggy from some horrific medicine that had been given to me while I was out. I take the oxygen off of my nose and then pull the IVs out of my wrists. The moaning and scratching gets louder as I make my way out of bed, hardly able to get up. I notice the napkin on my bed, “They’ll eat your brains for breakfast,” was all it said. My brain set into motion and I instantly realized, Zombies.
I search around the room for some clothes. I find a utility uniform stashed in the closet. It’s a bit too big but I don it anyway. The glass window on my door breaks, and a zombie arm plunges through. Instantly I begin searching for any sort of weapon. I must live, the only words surging through my mind. I was apparently in some sort of OR. There was a table full of sharp things, bone saws, scalpels, and scissors. The door to the room begins rocking on its hinges. There is a window, but when I looked out I discovered I was at least three floors up. Jumping was out of the question.
I grabbed the bone saw and placed in it my pocket. Sticking my head out the window I see there is an emergency ladder about twenty feet to my right. Below me was a ledge just big enough for my toes. Behind me the zombies had broken down the door. I have no other choice but to get out. I ease myself out the window as fast as possible, but I couldn’t just leap out or else I would lose my balance and plummet to the heavily cemented ground below.
The zombies were moving slowly, but surely so I made my way across the ledge. Making my way across the next window a zombie plunges its arm through the glass narrowly missing my face. I stumble but I do not fall. The ladder grows nearer. Finally I am there. I rush down the ladder as fast as my feet can fly. Once on the ground I realize there are a few zombies placed sporadically in the now still world. Cars were lined up on the roadways but were not moving. It seemed like someone had paused time in a horrendously grotesque manner. I run to the nearest car, praying the keys were still in it. No such luck. Frantically I make my way through the parking lot, then realized that these cars were PARKED. Who leaves their keys in a parked car? I run like hell to the roadway, and the first car I see has a pretty set of keys dangling in the ignition and half a tank of gas. I jump in and ride off in search of answers.

PS: I think I am going to post the first chapter of the zombie novel tonight or tomorrow!!! ;) Will you be reblogging it?

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:18:21 +0100

10/10. this is perfect c: also, of course i will! :D

In Scenario # 3 I would wake up and first I would look for anything that I ould use to defend myself in case I was attacked. Then I would see about trying the easiest way to climb down the wall, whether I had to tie all the sheets and pillows together or whether I had to go from ledge to ledge down the wall. That's what I would do personally.

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:17:36 +0100

lovely c:

SCENARIO #3

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 23:35:21 +0100

sorry i haven’t been on today.. i spilt water over my laptop, then picked off the ‘d’ key. so now everytime i want to type the letter ‘d’ i have to copy and paste it ¬.¬

wah. also, it’s being sent off for repairs on monday. it’ll be gone for 10 days ;.;

ANYWAY!

you’re in hospital, you’ve just woken up and you’re hooked up to machines. they’re switched off, and have been for some time. the door is closed, but you hear scratching and moaning coming from outside. there is a window, but you’re three stories up from the ground. jumping could break your legs.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!

post in the ask!

ZOMBIE NOVEL?!

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 22:54:36 +0100

YES!

hugadinosaur is going to be writing a zombie novel(OMG!!). they need ideas for it though.

i want you! yes, you. to go here:

http://hugadinosaur.tumblr.com/ask

and give them some awesome ideas!

thanks <3

#2
I would search the house for a suitable temporary weapon. After I found one, I'd poke my head out the top floor window to see how many zombies there were.
If there were enough for me to handle, I'd drop heavy objects on top of them from the window and crush their heads and their numbers. Then I'd go outside and clean up the mess and wipe out the remaining zombies. I'd congratulate myself with some chocolate milk that I mixed myself with some fresh local milk and some Nesquik powder. Then I'd go back to bed.
If there were too man, I'd gather some necessary supplies, slip out the backdoor, head for the shed, grab a more dependable weapon, get the truck in the barn, and get the fuck out of there. If there was anyone else in the house, they'd just have to fucking deal with it and stop being such babbies.

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 21:19:17 +0100

haha :D going back to bed after killing a load of zombies? interesting ;p

I would ditch the house and set up an ambush. Hopefully all my necessities are ready in a go-bag. That includes canned food, clothing, weapons and ammo, etc. I would pull together any last-minute needs and then leave out of a back window. I would make a dash for the truck, stopping to pick up any potential weapons from the tool shed. From there, I would double back around the front of the house in the truck, firing from the window. I would head down the road for a mile or so (if they're slow walking zombies, this should give me plenty of distance) and set up an ambush site, should they follow me.

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:52:56 +0100

lovely plan :o

Phillip, (the bf), would tediously make his way out to the tool shed and would gather anything useful. We would argue about going because I think that I am strong enough to face zombies in close combat but he is too protective of me to let me go with him. While Phillip is gathering anything useful in the tool shed, I head up to the attic with Ellie, (the dog), grabbing my late father’s Winchester Repeater, and my supply of bullets.
From the attic window I shoot the zombies first entering the yard, each miss making the zombies a step closer to my lover still in the tool shed. Phillip hastily makes his way out of the shed, wielding a .45 Caliber Remington Revolver. I know that he only five shots, so I center my attention on the zombies chasing him. As he makes his way to the back door of the farmhouse I run down to meet him, leaving Ellie harbored in the attic. At every window I stop to shoot at the oncoming zombies. Finally we are both at the door, he rushes in as I reload. We shut the door and immediately start throwing over furniture to bar the door. We rush up the steps where we proceed to throw as much furniture down the steps as we can; mattresses, dressers, chairs, bookcases, nothing was left in the rooms. Together we’d make our way to the attack where we would spend hours killing off hoards of zombies.
Once the zombies were down to a minimum, we would take the secret staircase, reminiscent of the days of slavery and abolitionists, to the kitchen where we stock up on food and ammo that’s kept in the pantry. (Yep, that’s how cool we are, Ammo in the Pantry!) We’d make our way back to the attic and sleep in turns, and struggle through the madness until the zombies are at a minimum… Perhaps then we’d borrow the old farm truck and make our way across the zombie-infested terra in search of supplies and those not yet infected…

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:52:09 +0100

oh my gosh, you should write a novel on this! i loved reading it :D 10/10

fuck yeah, zombie survival tips.

this blog is now closed. i'm sorry.

Um. I'd kill him/her, right then and there. Don't want any infection spreading to occur. ;)

#4 I bolt, motherfucker. Grab the car and leave those assholes behind.

SCENARIO OF THE DAY #4

managed to get on for an hour.

NOTE:

Just wanted to tell you that Chapter 1 is currently available on my page!

Hug a Dinosaur :): Chapter 1. Skeletons in the Closet...Skeletons in the Basement

submitted by plaidninjaturtle

scenario 3 solution: If you are just trying to get out of the room at the moment, braid the wires of the machines together to make a rope out of them, tie them to something that will not move, and you can lower yourself to the ground out the window that way.

Unhook the machines, grab the lightest one and beat the shit out of the zombies on the other side of the door. If you lose mobility, you are a sitting duck; that's why jumping is a no-no.

SCENARIO #3

ZOMBIE NOVEL?!

#4
I bolt, motherfucker. Grab the car and leave those assholes behind.

scenario 3 solution:
If you are just trying to get out of the room at the moment, braid the wires of the machines together to make a rope out of them, tie them to something that will not move, and you can lower yourself to the ground out the window that way.